i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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