Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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