we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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