I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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