I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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