You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
