How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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