so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
