your room smells of hookers.
And success
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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