I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
PANTIES FOUND
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