fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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