She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
