Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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