He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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