Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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