Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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