thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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