i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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