My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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