Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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