her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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