i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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