once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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