I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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