Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
These tits shall not be calmed
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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