Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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