she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
