Having a random hookup so left but love u
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
