You're so nebulous sometimes
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I love you.
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