But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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