If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.