just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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