she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Mom said you looked used
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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