Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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