Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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