The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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