There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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