is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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