Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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