do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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