From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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