no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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