She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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