I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Apparently you make a good broom.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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