can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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