ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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