Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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