this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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