halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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