pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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