: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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