Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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