i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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