hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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