Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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