i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
