sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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