is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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